February 2012
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18+ Couple Porn Pics - Add Text
Text Veronica and Tommy LINK
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Chance of Showers, Raincoats Recommended
Introduction
We have all heard some horror story of a person in desperate need of a condom and trying to use whatever they have handy as one. A sandwich baggie was the item used in the anecdote I heard. Now that sounds comfy! Thankfully, we do have very reliable and much more enjoyable alternatives to something from the Glad Man -proper condoms either made of latex or polyurethane.
Background
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would you like a postcard?
I am mailing out a limited amount of postcards from the first Acme Burlesque show. The image is a tasteful yet striking one. Email me your name and mailing address ASAP if you want one.
I have 5 left to give away. International addresses are fine!
All the postcards have been spoken for. I will have a new batch in April from the next show. Stay tuned!
seskalee@gmail.com
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Dinner Cabaret Performance - February 29th 2012
Scarlett et Girls Girls Girls! - February 29th, 2012
L’Assommoir Nôtre Dame (209 Nôtre Dame O, Montreal)
7-9pm - $15
MC: Seska Lee
Starring: Scarlett James, Elle Diabloe and LouLou
Kittened by Cristelle
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autographed postcard
Would you like an autographed postcard from yours truly? Email me seskalee@gmail.com with your name and mailing address.
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Womanizer
I caught a bit of the movie called All the Real Girls. Its from 2003, stars Paul Schneider, Zooey Deschanel, and Patricia Clarkson, and its about a twenty-something womanizer who falls for his best friend’s younger sister. I only caught parts of it with one being when the best friend tells the sister to stay away from him - he is no good (the discussion is shot with lots of facial close-ups...
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18+ Couples Porn Video
Video of Karina and Dylan
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To see the full HD version visit X-Art.
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18+ Couples Porn Pics
Karina is wearing the prettiest summer dress, but not for long as she and Dylan frolic and f*ck in this sexy photoset.
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Méli Mélo
Wow. How did it become mid-February? I had hoped to spend the month (after my Acme Burlesque show) doing my taxes. I haven’t even looked at my filing cabinet. If I look at my agenda I can see I have been busy. I have had my usual webmaster work for clients. I also had a dentist appointment which required me to take the train to and from the suburbs (I have been going to the same dentist...
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How To Shave Your Pubic Hair and Most Any Other...
Introduction
First a disclaimer. Whether you choose to shave, trim or let your body hair grow, it is all a matter of personal taste. No one style is more attractive, clean or sexy than another. If you hit one of those pubic hair message boards you’ll see how people can not agree on this matter in any way. However, as someone who works in the sex industry I have received an absolute tonne of...
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18+ Couples Porn Pics
More outdoor sex photos for a cold, blustery winter day. Yep, nothing warms me up quite like summer heat and since I don’t have that I can look at the ever so cute Constance and Aaron have sex in the great outdoors on a sunny day. Now, someone of you may not know this, but I adjust adore boobs. I like all shapes and sizes. I like them small and perky, but I happen to have those kinds of...
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Hair Today - Gone Tomorrow
Introduction
Once upon a time there lived a girl who’s skin felt smooth and soft. She wore colourful halter-tops, culottes and mini skirts that showed off her silkiness. Then one summer she began to notice hair appearing in places it had never had before. Not only that, her eyebrows were becoming unruly and what was once soft, pale down was now a dark, thick forest of hair. Eeek! What was...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.
Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!
Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Oliver North: National Security was at stake.
B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.
Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Ludwig Wittgenstein: The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.
Salvador Dali: The Fish.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.
Epicurus: For fun.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Johann von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
David Hume: Out of custom and habit.
Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it [censored] wanted to. That's the [censored] reason.
Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?
Ronald Reagan: I forget.
John Sununu: The Air Force was only too happy to provide the transportation, so quite understandably the chicken availed himself of the opportunity.
The Sphinx: You tell me.
Mr. T.: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!
Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Molly Yard: It was a hen!
Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.
Chaucer: So priketh hem nature in hir corages.
Wordsworth: To wander lonely as a cloud.
The Godfather: I didn't want its mother to see it like that.
Keats: Philosophy will clip a chicken's wings.
Blake: To see heaven in a wild fowl.
Othello: Jealousy.
Dr. Johnson: Sir, had you known the Chicken for as long as I have, you would not so readily enquire, but feel rather the Need to resist such a public Display of your own lamentable and incorrigible Ignorance.
Mrs. Thatcher: This chicken's not for turning.
Supreme Soviet: There has never been a chicken in this photograph.
Oscar Wilde: Why, indeed? One's social engagements whilst in town ought never expose one to such barbarous inconvenience - although, perhaps, if one must cross a road, one may do far worse than to cross it as the chicken in question.
Kafka: Hardly the most urgent enquiry to make of a low-grade insurance clerk who woke up that morning as a hen.
Swift: It is, of course, inevitable that such a loathsome, filth-ridden and degraded creature as Man should assume to question the actions of one in all respects his superior.
Macbeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er.
Whitehead: Clearly, having fallen victim to the fallacy of misplaced concreteness.
Freud: An die andere Seite zu kommen. (Much laughter.)
Hamlet: That is not the question.
Donne: It crosseth for thee.
Pope: It was mimicking my Lord Hervey.
Constable: To get a better view.
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18+ Threesome Porn Video
Threesome with Anneli, Ivy and their friend.
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To see the full HD version visit X-Art.
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18+ Threesome Porn Pics
Threesomes are one of my most favourite things. I have had so many threesomes both on and off camera. I love joining a couple and being a part of their intimacy. Not only is hot to make fantasies come true but all the possible positions! I love that! Here is a sexy photoset of Anneli and her boyfriend having a passionate threesome with their petite brunette friend.
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Acme Burlesque Tonight
Our premier show is tonight. Cannot wait! Rehearsals went well. The band sounds great and the burlesquers are divine!
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January 2012
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what I am reading today
It looks like I caught a cold. I felt a little off on Sunday.  I had a bit of sinus pressure and an overall down feeling. I ate well all day and thought I was fine. I went out late on Sunday for pub trivia and then spent Monday feeling hungover but without the headache or the queasiness. I had 4 drinks the night before. Not hangover amounts. Well, its seems I do have a cold. I woke up this...
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music for tonight
Having a little fun listening to Joan Jett tonight. Â More for the sound and the attitude than the lyrics. ;-)
I Hate Myself For Loving You
Midnight gettin’ uptight where are you
You said you’d meet me now it’s quarter to two
I know I’m hangin’ but I’m still wantin’ you
Hey jack it’s a fact they’re talkin’ in town
I turn my back...
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a few consequences of abundant easily accessible...
The author of this GQ article shares her experiences with sex and dating in the era of easy access porn. What she has found is it is not subtle. There is no build up. There is no personal exploration. She says it isn’t so much like sex as it is more like masturbation with a fellow 3-D person. You finish with your hand, after all, like you’ve done with a million clips. Â And well,...
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18+ Couples Porn Pics
A sweet and sexy photoset shot outdoors. On a cold January day in Montreal seeing this set makes me want to go down south for a romantic getaway and have sex on the beach! Angel and her man Seth have great chemistry and their bodies look so good next to each other (inside too!). Hot blowjob pics and more can be found here.
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Fetishes or Why You Have Not Seen Your Manolo...
Introduction
A female celebrity is in the news because she has discovered her assistant to be stealing her shoes. Your girlfriend only lets loose when she is wearing her black latex corset. Otherwise, she is lying on her back and preoccupied with her taxes. You like porn, but only when it involves barefooted models with their feet covered with mud.
For better or for worse, these people likely...
Anonymous asked: Hello Seska, are you still jogging?
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inspiring words
What I will be thinking of as I bowl tomorrow…
Focusing on the score attaches you to the result. Focusing on the process lets you access your greatest skill and increases your fun.
- John Douillard
From Tim Ferriss’ blog entry The Painless Path to Endurance
Bowling in Minneapolis in 2001!
In ill fitting jeans - no less!
Birthday 2009 - 1960’s themed bowling party
It seems...
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18+ Couples Porn Video
Video of Annelie and her Boyfriend
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To see the full HD version visit X-Art.
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the power of hugs
I came across a short article on how to maintain a satisfying libido. Even if you are flying solo like me this is an important read. I truly believe if you don’t use it you lose it so staying physically and mentally healthy helps you keep that drive up. Â You never know when you may need it. ;-)
One of the tips…
Hug Therapy
Love a good rub down? Youâre not the only one. Some...
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Fool That I Am
People are posting their favourite Etta James’ songs. Its a tough choice. She has so many stunning performances and recordings. Here is one of my favourites.
Fool that I am,
For falling in love with you.
And a, fool that I am,
For thinking you loved me, too.
You took my heart,
Then played the part of little coquette.
And, all my dreams just disappeared
Like the smoke from a...
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Couples Porn Pics
A lovely photo set of Annelie and her boyfriend from X-Art. What I really like about her is angelic blonde hair, natural body and charming smile. The photoset itself has many intimate moments with xxx sex plus kisses and caresses. I adore that combination! The whole set is at their website.
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new gallery in the erotic section
I added a little soft and sexy gallery to my erotic Seska for Lovers section. Enjoy!!!
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upcoming website updates
I am feeling re-energized and re-focused after this year’s InterNext. InterNext is a conference for adult webmasters. I have not attended in 5 years and so much has changed within the industry and online in general. When I got the registration announcement I decided it was time for me to reacquaint myself with the industry and figure out my place in it. I have always marched to the beat of...
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Live Swinger Orgy
My super duper dear friends Anna and Bruce are having as swinger orgy on January 28th 2012 and it will be broadcast live on their webcam system. They are one of my favourite couples to play with. We have known each other for over 12 years and have had so much fun. If you like group sex, voyeurism, and interactive porn - this is the live webcam event for you! And well, for me. I have always loved...
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Somebody I Used To Know
Enjoying this cover by Walk Off the Earth of the song…
and the original by Goyte….
Somebody I Used To Know
Goyte
Now and then I think of when we were together
Like when you said you felt so happy you could die
Told myself that you were right for me
But felt so lonely in your company
But that was love and it’s an ache I still remember
You can get addicted to a certain...
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re-use recycle reduce & just plain throw out
I have some man products in my apartment. I had them hidden in the back of my toiletry closet, but who am I kidding? There is no man attached to these products.  I got them maybe a little less than a year ago when I thought the bartender/fella and I were in a good place. I was being thoughtful.  I thought it would be nice for him to have his favourite brand of deodorant and body wash at my...
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Ack Crazy Week
Tuesday January 10th
Ack! What a crazy week so far. I got a call from the apartment building manager yesterday telling me the electricians would be coming to put in the wires necessary to convert our building from gas heating to electric. Terrible timing as I am away today for a quick overnight trip to Ottawa (work meeting and to see my sister).
I don’t like it when people are in my place...
“I love you also means I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you,...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer. (via wallofbooks)
*In a way this sounds competitive but I find it to be about how everyone is unique, every match is unique.
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new year - new me - not exactly
My New Year’s Eve experience was not at all like I expected. I was worried I would sad or nostalgic, but I wasn’t. Working was a good idea. It kept me focused, but not distracted. I was with my colleagues and we did our thing. The night’s performances and appearances were spaced out so it made the night rather long though. We were upstairs in an office which basically was a...
December 2011
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little French Maid
That is what I will be tonight! My friend Scarlett James is performing as part of the festivities at Auberge St Gabriel in Old Montreal. I will be assisting her. Usually I wear my fedora and look like her security - sexy security as I am in fishnets, frilly panties and a corset. But tonight we decided to do a little more. I will have a big tulle skirt and a tiny hat. The corset remains. Its a...
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late night meanderings
There is a whole lot I like about Gwen Stefani’s tales of touring with her band of boys ( as depressing as many of them are) . Not sure quite what it is, but perhaps its about relating to being in a man’s world. I was going through boxes and came across my copy of Tragic Kingdom and this song, of course, popped out at me.
Sunday Morning - No Doubt
Sappy pathetic little me
That was...
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all one man
Je pense à lui.
The smell of your cheek. The raised eyebrow. The way I fit against your chest.
Je pense à lui.
When you would speak to me in accents, in impressions. It made me smile. Made me laugh. Not many do.
Je pense à lui.
Perfect girl. Your dream girl. I don’ t think it was just me in that red dress that made me that. Though perhaps it was the whiskey.
I want all you to be one...
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Sappy Day
Wow. 2 glasses of wine, a predictable Canadian tv movie* about a girl who accidentally gets pregnant, has to figure out her work and love life, and now you will find me feeling all sappy. Though perhaps its no surprise as I started the day watching Field of Dreams and felt warm and fuzzy inside from it.
Playing House
Side note: I really liked the natural look of the lead actress, Joanne Kelly. ...
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Is the aurora borealis caused by you?
Well, isn’t that sweet. I have seen them a couple of times and they are a beautiful sight.
Ask me anything
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a tech lesson
What an adventure in computer security the last 24 hours have been.
It all started last Friday when I accepted a Zone Alarm update and it was different than my previous one so I had to re-install. . I thought I was secure with the new trial version, but alas was not. Yesterday I got the horrible malware System Fix. I knew it was fishy (the icons were wonky like a fake Mickey Mouse just...
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Is it true that some women just want casual sex?...
Most definitely. Personally, I like to have all the cards on the table so I know what i am getting into. What does casual sex mean to them? To me? I have a theory that with many people they say they want casual sex but if you have a few encounters then they grow attached. Not with everyone but it does happen. On both sides.
Ask me anything
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New Years Eve
I am doing something a little different this year. I will be behind the scenes (and little bit on the stage) at l’Auberge St-Gabriel for their dinner and show. My friend Scarlett James is performing. Besides burlesque, there will be the very meat centric local cuisine dinner at the restaurant as well as opera and showgirls. I will be bossing people around. ;-)
La Seconde avant Minuit
New...
tech difficulities
I am adding categories to old blog posts which are being resent to Tumblr. Sorry for the mess.
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what's in my head & heart right now
âLetting go doesnât mean that you donât care about someone anymore. Itâs just realizing that the only person you really have control over is yourself.â
Deborah Reber
Gosh, do I ever struggle over accepting what I can control in my life especially with my romantic/sexual relationships as well as my work.
âWe must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the...
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U very qute sexy
Why thank you!
Ask me anything
“Oh, innocent victims of Cupid,
Remember this terse little verse;
To let a fool...”
– E. Y. Harburg
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year in review
I was cleaning up my bookmarks and came across this site in my astrology folder - Astrology Wizard - and wow did his reading of what was in store for me for my 41st year really hold true to how I experienced it. He wrote how it would continue to be a time of great change and regrouping (so freaking true) with an emphasis on finances and being under valued (also true), that I would encounter...